Sploosh 

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale) 03/21/2015 at 19:27 • Filed to: sploosh, bmw, car, wash

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For all of are lady Opponauts (if they exist) and those of you who bet for that team, I give you a nice Sploosh (Archer reference) to go with the Hngg.

A nice hand wash will do the trick

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:29

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Look at those M3 drivers, totally M3 drivers.

For Sweden > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:30

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Ugh, no facial hair. 2/10 would not bang.

CaptDale - is secretly British > For Sweden 03/21/2015 at 19:31

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Its not a LR or such, of course there is no facial hair.

$kaycog > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:31

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Gorgeous! And the car isn't bad either! *fanning self*

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:34

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His face.

The expression.

It scares me.

TheHondaBro > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:34

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After the picture was taken, they all stopped flexing. Their well-toned abs morphed into beer-bellies instantaneously.

fhrblig > For Sweden 03/21/2015 at 19:36

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I think I could make an exception for these three.

macanamera > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:36

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Honestly you could at least ask before you post pictures of me

For Sweden > fhrblig 03/21/2015 at 19:36

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You're a monster

fhrblig > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/21/2015 at 19:36

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That's what paper bags are for.

For Sweden > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 03/21/2015 at 19:37

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#COTD

fhrblig > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:37

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Good job. I'd buy you a beer if I could.

For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/21/2015 at 19:38

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That's the the guy at the bar, three drinks too deep, trying to tell you, "no one's 100% straight."

CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig 03/21/2015 at 19:38

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I'd accept that beer.

CaptDale - is secretly British > macanamera 03/21/2015 at 19:39

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No one should need permission to look at a fine buttocks.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:40

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Before they became completely hairless:

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro 03/21/2015 at 19:42

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lol

ttyymmnn > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:44

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CaptDale - is secretly British > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 03/21/2015 at 19:44

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Lose your hair and your tan...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:45

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something something barefoot

CaptDale - is secretly British > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 03/21/2015 at 19:46

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Lose that hair and your tan

MultiplaOrgasms > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:48

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No offended people yet?

CaptDale - is secretly British > MultiplaOrgasms 03/21/2015 at 19:50

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I am as surprised as you are. Which actually makes me really happy seeing how great this little community of amazing car people really is!

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 19:51

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MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE LESS YOU GOT BUNS HON.

CaptDale - is secretly British > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you 03/21/2015 at 19:52

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Day got buns for dddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyssssss

PheeNoIVI > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 03/21/2015 at 20:00

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Think they are actually 335i drivers with the M sport package

VonBelmont > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/21/2015 at 20:11

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Barefoot plus asphalt=cringe

MultiplaOrgasms > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 20:12

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Indeed. Even though I expected a bigger reaction due to the recent NSFW incident.

VonBelmont > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 20:13

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My brother does that. It's fucking weird 0_o

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > VonBelmont 03/21/2015 at 20:13

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as long as you don't get that little pointy pebble right beside your arch, it's okay

VonBelmont > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/21/2015 at 20:14

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It's not the pebbles, it's the heat. It's like coal meets sand in terms of "hurts to walk on barefoot"

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MultiplaOrgasms 03/21/2015 at 20:14

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I'm offended. These men are being exploited!

VonBelmont > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 20:15

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They may have das boot, but they don't have the M package.

*shoots self for that pun*

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 20:17

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Meh, not really my type, but I like the idea.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 20:18

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*our

MultiplaOrgasms > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/21/2015 at 20:24

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This is clearly highly sexist and objectifying males. Ask yourselves: What would Jesus say about this? Doritos is a lie. Stupidity confirmed. 7/11 was an inside job. Buy armenian. Lancia Beta masterrace.

What was the subject again?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/21/2015 at 20:30

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Gauteng plate's on an M3? You'll be lucky if they acknowledge your presence if there I a mirror within 100 feet.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 03/21/2015 at 20:32

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Actually, they're worse. Gauteng adds a next level of douche.

fhrblig > For Sweden 03/21/2015 at 20:59

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Hey, I'm a bear man myself but DAT ASS DOE

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MultiplaOrgasms 03/21/2015 at 22:13

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To be fair, there is at least one person on the job inside any 7/11 at any given time.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > MultiplaOrgasms 03/21/2015 at 22:51

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Do you mean the crazy whale penis leather dude? Dartz? Or is this something else?

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/22/2015 at 03:17

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DEM BUNS

MultiplaOrgasms > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 03/22/2015 at 05:34

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Something else, about appropriate content on a car site and some feminism.

yamahog > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/22/2015 at 08:53

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Nah.

dogisbadob > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/22/2015 at 20:02

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I was expecting more annotations on this pic

And yes I like the guy on the right, he's cute and has a nice ass

CaptDale - is secretly British > dogisbadob 03/23/2015 at 12:22

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Ha ha yup!

dogisbadob > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/23/2015 at 12:40

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yeah the first thing I looked for was a bunch of annotations. Is that bad?

CaptDale - is secretly British > dogisbadob 03/23/2015 at 12:55

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No, just interesting. The more annotations = more popular. Thus you are more likely to either enjoy or dislike the article.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/25/2015 at 19:37

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Gentlemen: I give you the new Clarkson/Hammond/May.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/25/2015 at 19:38

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YES PLEASE!!!!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/25/2015 at 19:45

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I can't decide which would be the greater affront to Clarkson: these three hunks or the German woman Sabine Schmitz. Either would work for me, though if I were in charge of casting, I'd insist that Hunk Boys knew something about cars...

CaptDale - is secretly British > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/25/2015 at 19:50

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Well how about Sabina and two hunky car enthusiast guys?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/25/2015 at 21:27

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I'd settle. I may not want to JUMP those guys, but I can certainly envy their motivation to go to the gym.